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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5637 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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