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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8513 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
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