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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1363 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
