CraftyHacksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Animals Bred:	180	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	145	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8859	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8033	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6111	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3680	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	8292
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.