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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6352 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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