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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4140 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4514 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5324 |
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