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MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	565

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Votes:	4578
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	New Chunks Explored:	108979
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	331	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5929	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8751	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

addiction, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, classic, comfort, Entertainment, Familiar, Favorite, film, marathon viewing, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat viewing, rewatch, series, Show, television, Timeless

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper army, they do the funniest dance routines, it’s like a real-life musical up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava, and a secret treasure room that’s guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes, like, how crazy is that?

So if you want to join in on the wackiness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get WEIRD.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1061	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	1925	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16