CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	153
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	158
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1815	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	1635
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

#sustainability, agricultural advancements, agriculture, crop management, disease detection, Dutch, first ever, Food Safety, INFECTIONS, InfectoMeter, innovation, lettuce, lettuce industry, method, monitoring system, non-destructive, plant health, Real-Time Monitoring, research development, researchers, Technology

hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5663

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CaliforniAngelsMC

Angels, California, CaliforniAngelsMC, child support, COL (cost of living), college, Communication, custody agreement, divination rods, financial plan, idealistic, LOGISTICS, long distance, Marriage, music dreams, relationship, selfish, Support, texas, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.