hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Endless Night Skies: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga

    Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!

    Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!

    Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure

    PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure
    🤣🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪

    So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃

    Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 124
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

    BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!
    Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

    Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

    Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

    But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

    So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Peko’s Aroused Adventures

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

    Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

    Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

    CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4583
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

    Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
    Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

    Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 195 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

    PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 119 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ClockWife’sTitsCraft

    ClockWife’sTitsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

    So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty NEETs Server

    Crafty NEETs Server

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Animals Bred: 79 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale

    Blocky Battle Royale
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

    Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

    Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

    Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

    Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’
    Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

    So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2408 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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