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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 128 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 131 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2082 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?