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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6883 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
New Chunks Explored: | 305597 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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