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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7195 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
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