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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1316 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
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