CraftyDirect LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Items Found:	5662	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Manga Mania

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2587
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	178
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7003	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.