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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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