so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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