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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 812 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7700 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
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