CraftyCutsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	777	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1303
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8257
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	470272
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	3