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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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