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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3906 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!