CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Towns Built: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineMasters

    MineMasters

    Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

    Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

    Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Angelic MC

    Angelic MC

    Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Troon Map Minecraft Server

    The Troon Map Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

    We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Never Friends Minecraft Server

    Never Friends Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

    2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

    4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

    Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Antares.lat

    Antares.lat

    Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • What the Block Minecraft Server

    What the Block Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8848 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

    The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"
    Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    Jesus Mason Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

    Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

    What are Minecraft servers like SamMc
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 177 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

    Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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