CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

    Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

    But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Board People Minecraft SMP

    Board People Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MagicMoon

    MagicMoon

    ¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

    Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

    Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

    Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

    Are you ready to experience the magic?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ores Mined: 9093

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WakeCraft

    WakeCraft

    WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Indies MC Server

    Crafty Indies MC Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

    Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

    Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • mintyboys.org

    mintyboys.org

    this is a public minecraft server with a fun kind community 24/7 mods active so if you have any question feel free to ask.

    it is a modded server so you will need to download a modpack the modpack you will need is https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-village

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 3 Letter People Minecraft Server

    3 Letter People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with long and complicated usernames? Well, look no further because our server is 99% filled with 3 letter people! That’s right, you could be one of them too! Just imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only have three letters in their name. It’s like a game of charades every time you want to say something. Plus, rumor has it that if you can guess the full name of a 3 letter player, you’ll unlock a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world of short and sweet usernames!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

    Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

    And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

    Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP

    Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    TimTheTatman, whose real name is Timothy John Betar, is a popular American Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining personality and gaming skills. With a large following of over 7 million followers on Twitch, Tim has become one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community. He is also known for his collaborations with other popular streamers and his engaging streams that feature a variety of games. Outside of streaming, Tim is also a husband and father, sharing glimpses of his personal life with his fans.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Bars

    Blocky Bars

    Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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