CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7565	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	211	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	9275	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2505
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Void Gems Collected:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.