Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Alien Abductions: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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