Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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