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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3269 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?