CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchantments Applied:	220
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	7854	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	693	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8707
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	1632	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8499

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	1635

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Potions Brewed:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3429

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3263	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3898	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	297301
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com