CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

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Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

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BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8568	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	162	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4039
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org