CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	3248

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2413	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	9230	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9008
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	3742
Farms Harvested:	697	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	8122
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	237	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8493	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	984576	Falling into the Void:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1513	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	342777	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us