CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	New Chunks Explored:	381684
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	86
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7673

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	379	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magic Items Found:	6115	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8973	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	2818	Farms Harvested:	364
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Dragon Eggs Found:	6758	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2032
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net