CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Star Shards Collected:	157	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	6762
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	647995
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	7628	Villages Defended:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	156
Mines Excavated:	1302	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1076
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Votes:	4795	Emeralds Found:	2021
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	1095
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	318
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4764
Farms Harvested:	992	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net