CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	1130
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	361111

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ores Mined:	1024
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1085	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	902
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com