CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4348	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2379	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	952495	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	5625	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club