CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	15988	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Animals Bred:	193
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7621	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	6170	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

play.endpixel.net

Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

supertinykingdom.com

Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Votes:	3922	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	9648	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

play.EggMC.net

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

play.capedirt.net:25002

Sunshine Network

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

mc.sunshinesurvival.xyz

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

play.basedmc.fun

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

alanium.com

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

play.odincraft.net:34020

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	340
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

ms.minefreeze.net