CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	246	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	8392	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2040	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	252
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	6270	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	1639	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	64
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8226	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net