CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	4418	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dragon Eggs Found:	3517
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	253	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9324	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	865761
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6906
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	3603
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1455	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	3436	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Emeralds Found:	6112	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7453	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	505
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Items Found:	6887	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mines Excavated:	2831	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro