CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1627
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4564
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	9864
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3147	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	16

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	271
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	3063	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net