CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5038	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6491
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	6525
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Animals Bred:	109
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Farms Harvested:	882	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mines Excavated:	1242	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4091

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Crops Grown:	5810
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	681	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net