CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

FieldscraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

play.fieldscraftmc.com

Earth Civilizations SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1193	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4162	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

66.248.196.166

Lostshard

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

IP: lostshard.club

MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

lostshard.club

ItherioMC

Cracked, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, Perks, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

ItherioMC Networkis a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

ABYSS SMP🔰 No griefing.⚔️ PvP enabled.🛡️ Claim Protection💰 Player Economy🗳️ Free Vote Ranksand More…———————————–SUPREME ONEBLOCK💀 PvP Arena🐉 Custom End🗺️ World Borders📛 Custom Tags 🔔 Envoysand More…

ItherioMC Minecraft Server play.itheriomc.com ; cracked.itheriomc.com [1.8 – 1.20.x ] https://discord.gg/itheriomc

play.itheriomc.com

LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

crossplay, Factions, Network, PvP, Skyblock, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4864
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8247	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

play.lokocraft.net

MasonSMP

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

– Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

– Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

smp.joshuagmason.com

FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

fearbox.minehut.gg

JackIsAwesome

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

mc.jackisawesome.net

Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

46.250.234.25:25568

🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

Battles, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Dungeons, Jobs, mmorpg, Mystery, Npcs, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	1728
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!

BETA FEB 2024

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

play.rosefall.net

Flashbang s Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	9297	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

virusucorona.aternos.me:33317

ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

Auctionhouse, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedwars, Chess, Chesscraft, Customadditions, Customadvancements, Customenchants, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Duels, Economy, Explodingarrows, Familyfriendly, Familyowned, Hungergames, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Magic, Maze, Minigames, Paintball, Parkour, Pvparena, Quests, smp, Soccer, Spells, Survival, Teams, Tntrun, Vanilla, wands

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

play.obiworldmc.com

Aussie Hermitcrabs

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

119.252.189.36:26144

HellTech Network

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

helltech.cc

Cloud Survival

best, Bestminecraftserver, Bestminecraftsurvivalserver, Bestsmpserver, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Cloud Survival

Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

– Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

pmc.cloudsurvival.net