CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Neuland Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Alien Abductions:	5

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3372
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4818
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	91	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Votes:	9791	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	6031
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com