CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
New Chunks Explored:	500475	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	7954	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	6017
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3783	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

skymata.games