CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3744
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	765767	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Animals Bred:	119
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	1276	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3347
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4951
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Star Shards Collected:	163
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	4814
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9764	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	7483	Void Armor Forged:	14

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id