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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9637 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1558 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)