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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2276 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.
if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.
also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
