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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8464 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).