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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
