So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/magma-blade/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Farms Harvested: 232
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magic Items Found: 5263 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5283

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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