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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 833 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
so like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be, like ever. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. like, i heard a rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and get this – our admin once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a carrot. true story, bro. and if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. how sick is that?
plus, our community is like a big ol’ family. we have epic build battles every week and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the village square – it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this mystical, fantastical, totally bonkers server. it’s like a unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow – pure magic, dude.
