so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Farms Harvested: 598 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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