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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.
like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?
and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.
